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Molecular Expressions - Take a visual journey from trillions of light years away into the nucleus of a oak tree leaf in less than a minute! Amazing electron microscope pictures will surely captivate your imagination.

Fly from space to your neighborhood! The coolest GOOGLE program ever developed.

Check this out amazing Juggler - all done to a Beatles song.

Sand Fantasy - Check out this talented artist!

Beautiful pictures of the Concorde's historic last flight

"Painted Rock" A Memorial to our Veterans. Be sure to look at the "Previous Years" collection to see how many times Bubba has painted this rock.

Earth From Space Incredible satellite photos of famous places and cities.

What Happened On? Choose any date in history . . .

Laus Deo! Do you know what these words mean? I didn't. Here's a short history lesson we were never taught in school.

Table-top Computer - Check out Microsoft's newest computer technology. New!

Strokes of Genius - See Phil Hansen's incredible works of art. New!


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The 405 - This is tooo funny! New!

Trunk Monkey TV Commercial Hilarious!

Trunk Monkey TV Commercial # 2

John West's "Salmon" TV Commercial

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Bad Day at the Bullfight!

Quotes from George Carlin:

ILLEGAL ALIENS . . .
"Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country."


CONSTITUTION . . .
"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore."


TEN COMMANDMENTS . . .
"The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians - It creates a hostile work environment!"


MARTHA STEWART . . .
George Carlin said it best!
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail."

~George Carlin, a comedic genius and poet extraodinaire

 

 

 

 

 


 

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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